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teamrocketing:

role model

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"College as explained to me in high school" vs. "College as experienced firsthand"

  • In high school they told us: There will be no grades in a class except the midterm and the final, so you have to study hard because failing one test means you fail the class.
  • Once I was in college a professor said: Hey, you guys are working really hard on your third paper, so I'm just going to cancel the final and give everyone a hundred on it.
  • In high school they told us: In college, class always begins exactly at the scheduled start time. If your class is at 9 AM and you get there at 9:01, the doors will be locked and you'll be out of luck, especially if it's the day of the midterm or final, because then you get a zero.
  • Once I was in college a professor said: Does anyone mind if I start class at 3:35 instead of 3:30? These elevators are really slow and I want to have time for a cigarette before I teach for 90 minutes.
  • In high school they told us: Every class you miss drops you a full letter grade in college courses.
  • Once I was in college almost every professor said: You can miss three classes without a penalty, and a few more if you have a Doctor's note. Sorry to be a hardass, but you automatically fail if you miss more than ten days of class.
  • In high school they told us: If you do have papers, your professors just lecture and put the assignments on the syllabus. You're completely responsible for remembering the deadlines, they won't remind you. All your professors will do is lecture and the rest is up to you.
  • Once I was in college a professor said: Okay, so your next paper is in two weeks! I'll keep reminding you in the interim, but I just want to make sure you have enough time to do it! Let's run through the structure I want to see real quick, and if you have any questions, feel free to email me or come to my office hours!
  • In high school they told us: You have to use MLA formatting and if you make any mistakes in your citations, it'll be considered plagiarism. You'll be expelled and probably sued.
  • Once I was in college almost every professor said: Please do not use MLA, it is awful, we use either APA or Chicago here because we are not 14 years old.

thepaladog:

Nintendo’s sales haven’t been what they hoped for or expected, so all the executives got together and made the decision to cut their salaries in half to ensure their employees still get paid. They say it’s the fault of the executives that the products aren’t selling well, not their employees, so it isn’t fair for the employees to have to take the hits for that.

Why are there people who don’t like or respect Nintendo again?

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

(Source: jrcbouillabaisse)

obviousavocado:

postgenderfemmerobot:

first word of your first tumblr url and the last word of your current url = your superhero name

let avocado

This sleep

Does your cat fall asleep holding their toys? Mine does.

Does your cat fall asleep holding their toys? Mine does.

Reunited with the bestie, take a trip to cream for the first time! Tons of fun last night (: #yay #cream

Reunited with the bestie, take a trip to cream for the first time! Tons of fun last night (: #yay #cream

#tbt to when my minions were just bitty kitties. <3

#tbt to when my minions were just bitty kitties. <3

Can you guess what I’m listening too?? Oh wait, you can hear it… well. This song never has anything to do with what I’m going through, and yet everytime I hear it it makes me feel so much better. You guys rock @deanitsomfg @jackhoward #consent

doakickflip:

ZANG

doakickflip:

ZANG

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(Source: xxgenasixx)

Aug 7
I&#8217;m gonna be one of those women who always wears bell bottom jeans because I love the way they look. #Feet #jeans

I’m gonna be one of those women who always wears bell bottom jeans because I love the way they look. #Feet #jeans

Aug 7
My newest addition to all the awesome nerd things in my room. Looooove iiiiiit! #minecraft #diamomdsword #doyoulikemyswordsword

My newest addition to all the awesome nerd things in my room. Looooove iiiiiit! #minecraft #diamomdsword #doyoulikemyswordsword

Aug 1
Vacation time&#8230; so tired still&#8230; #hairappreciationpost #eventhoughitsbeingdumb

Vacation time… so tired still… #hairappreciationpost #eventhoughitsbeingdumb

Aug 1

(Source: vodka-in-my-cup)